* President wanted
We are looking for the new president of the United States of BIs. Any man, who has the criteria below, can apply for the job.
- Age is not important. But above 45 below 60
will be welcomed.
- Male is welcomed.
- Religion is not matter. But he must be detached
from his religious tendancy.
- Born in the U.S.B. territory is needed.
- Need to be graduated from the Univ.
Counterfeit cretification of graduation will be rejected!
- One who is able to settle the dispute and has
powerful leadership skills will be welcomed.
- One who can boost the crippling economy will get
higher priority of others.
- One who has any heavy criminal records will be
rejected.
- Financial background is not a criteria.
But he must reject any bribes or lobbies.
* Benefits for the President :
- all applicants will be given subway round-trip tickets
and a set of meal.
- The president will take a salary of 500,000$/yr
plus bonus 500,000$ when you succeed to boost
the economy so much as reaching to more than 5% p
added to GDP.
- If you failed to keep the promises that you made,
you will be deprived from all the sallaries and bonus.
So your sallay and bonus will be kept in the national bank
until you will resign.
- We will rent you a big house and 5 big cars and
an airplane without paying.
- Health care insurance will be given during and after
the presidency.
If you have any question, contact the office- presidentwanted@usbi.com